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Lord Yupa

February 2010

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Lord Yupa

Sexy stats.

I heard some amusing statistics on MTV the other day, when I was flipping through channels. They claimed to have recently conducted a survey in which they found out that:
The average man masturbates once every seven days.
The average woman masturbates once every nine days.
Now, what's really funny, is I told a couple friends in the other room about it when I heard these.

One friend asked, "Did they include married people, and people with significant others in that survey? I would have guessed the numbers to be two or three times that."

The other friend puffed out his chest and looked smug, then said, "You know, there's something damn cool about being Above Average."

Anyone have a different opinion on those stats?

How does your...erm...experience...stack up against the 'average'? ;-)


Re: hmmmm....

Well, so far, with a single exception, everyone I has talked to qualifies as above average for those statistics.

Based on my very limited and entirely unscientific survey (The people I've talked to in the past couple days since MTV mentioned those statistics), I would currently place the average at between 2-4 days for both girls and boys.

Perhaps I should write up a survey form and spent a couple days passing it at work or school, see what kind of a response I get. ;-)

Re: hmmmm....

Yeah, good idea. MTV is wrong.