The average man masturbates once every seven days.
The average woman masturbates once every nine days.Now, what's really funny, is I told a couple friends in the other room about it when I heard these.
One friend asked, "Did they include married people, and people with significant others in that survey? I would have guessed the numbers to be two or three times that."
The other friend puffed out his chest and looked smug, then said, "You know, there's something damn cool about being Above Average."
Anyone have a different opinion on those stats?
How does your...erm...experience...stack up against the 'average'? ;-)