Is he still there?
Has he gone?
Why has he gone?
When will he return?
Will he ever return?
Do we even care?
Have you found yourself asking these questions about me in the past day or so?
No, of course you haven't. I'd think you were rather silly if you had.
Not that there's anything wrong with being silly. I try to be silly myself, at least 3 times a week for no less than 20 minutes.
Now, at this point, you're prolly wondering if I have a point.
No, go ahead.
I wouldn't think you were silly for wondering that. Considering that I'm rambling on fairly aimlessly here, you are completely valid in wondering if I have a point.
Luckily, I have an answer to your question.
No, I don't have a point.
Bet you didn't see that coming, now did you.
Well, it was a little silly to not guess that. I know I saw it coming.
Yes, I suppose I have something of an advantage over you in guessing what I'm going to say next. That's really no excuse, though. This was pretty obvious.
Practice a bit, you'll get it next time.
Hrm. I suppose I should wrap this up, seeing as you can only engage in a monologue for so long, especially when you don't really have a point for doing so.
It was, as always, a pleasure talking to you, and I hope we can do this again sometime.
Goodnight, and pleasant dreams.