John Goodman's mother: We've made a donation at the church, and we now have a family pew!
John Goodman: Oh boy, the family's going to heaven for sure, now.
John Goodman's father: They have a special place in heaven for your people....they call it Hell.
John Goodman: Oooh, I hear it's warm there. I better go pack a thong.
John Goodman's father then makes a very pained face and groans.