Christopher Cashell (topher) wrote,
Christopher Cashell
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Would you like fries with your help?

Okay, maybe someone out there can help me out. I was telling shrew about this, but she doesn't believe me.

I happen to be an extremely boring and unfunny person. It's not a good thing, but it's a fact. My life is utterly unexciting, and this causes me to regularly sink into boredom.

Now, this wouldn't be all that bad, but I'm also terribly unfunny. My sense of humor must have been somehow stunted while I was a child. I'm sure all of you who have chanced upon any of my entries have noticed by now that they tend to be very dry and boring. I don't do that on purpose, I simply can't help it.

Every time I try to make a joke, I fail. I think the thing that gets me the most, is my lack of ability to understand sarcasm. It just doesn't make sense to me. What is it that's supposed to be so funny about saying one thing, but meaning something different? Is that supposed to be like irony or something?

Oh, well. Maybe when I get old I'll figure this humor thing out. If anyone has any suggestions or knows of any how-to books or anything, I'd appreciate it. I really don't like being this boring.
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