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February 2010

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Charlie's Angels.

I went and saw Charlie's Angels this afternoon.

I've seen the TV series before, so I felt I had a pretty good idea what to expect. And, I was correct. In many ways, it followed the style of the show fairly well, if not exactly.

Honestly, a more blatant display of T&A I have not seen in a long time.

It was a most excellent movie. ;-)

The chicks are, of course, very hot. For those of you who don't know, it stars Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu. There are numerous close-ups of them bending over in tight pants, or leaning forward for a good cleavage shot. As a member of the male sex, I of course, find this to be a Very Good Thing (tm).

The action scenes are fairly impressive, and done in the exaggerated martial arts styling of the Matrix, with lots of high flying, silly stunts, and other fun. If you want realistic fight scenes, this isn't your movie. If you want hot chicks kicking ass, then you've found your ideal movie.

Overall, I'd give this movie a rating of Good. Don't go to it expecting a deep plot or Oscar award winning acting, but do go see it for hot chicks, great action, and a lot of fun.

Oh, and for any of you chicks out there who are thinking, "Oh, I can't believe he watched that movie, that is so sexist!", just think of this as women empowerment or something. Try that whole, "I am woman, hear me meow" type of thing.

For, I am man, hear me grunt and see me scratch! And I do like hot chicks, especially when I'm single, and thus shall I enjoy a movie with great T&A. ;-)



because you are a real man?

i do not think you are a real man
you are a retard

the end.

Re: because you are a real man?

Thats it?

That's your whole rebuttal?

I'm so disappointed. The least you could do is put a little time and effort into your insults. Where is the fire, the energy, the tender loving care, that a proper flame deserves?

I really hope you learn from this, and if you decide to insult me again in the future, the least you could do is actually putt a little effort into it. Simple name calling is barely worth my time to respond.

Also, life is more fun if you learn to recognise humor when you see it. ;-)

Re: because you are a real man?

Topher, I don't think your a retard... You just suffer from incredibly poor taste... ;-)
"If you want a SkinFlick (TM) JUST cruise into the adult section of BlockBuster... JEEZ!"
That being said, you've just forwarded the writing careers of an entire generation of no-talent hacks. Then again...
Charlie's Angels probably has less stigma than porn and a trenchcoat, doesn't it?

Re: because you are a real man?

Blah, as long as you don't go expecting much of a plot, or great acting, it was a halfway fun movie. I'm not saying it was well written, but itw as better than I expected.

And, it was also a great T&A movie for when you want a little bit of fun without going porn. ;-)

Oh, and also, Omaha city statutes prohibit pornography inside the city limits. Therefore, our Blockbuster's don't have adult sections.

Lastly, I have Ms. Orley to back me up in my opinion that Charlie's Angels was fun. ;-p

Re: because you are a real man?

Ironically, if you cruise into Millard I think you can find Adult sections... At least back in my day (not that I was renting SkinFlix- hey, I was only 16 when I left the Big O!) See: Main Street Movies, Millard (or, have I said too much? Mwa, hah, hah!)

Re: because you are a real man?

It's possible that it used to be there...I don't remember at exactly what year Millard was 'annexed' into the Omaha city limits, but I'm pretty sure you can't get adults films there anymore.

There was a thing on the news not too long ago about a guy who was cited for selling porn inside the city limits (out of the backroom of his lingerie shop).