Christopher Cashell (topher) wrote,
Christopher Cashell
topher

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The meaning of my name. . .

I picked this up from ntang, who said it nailed him.

My full name:

CHRISTOPHER

From the Italian root meaning "Tainter of Air" Characteristics
Christopher does terrible things to small animals with staplers.

Personality
Christopher wants to be an EC dancer.

Natural
Christopher might die without Kenny G.

Emotional
Christopher is a pathetic loser.

Character
Christopher runs from commitment.

Physical
Christopher is uglier than a two-peckered billy-goat.

Mental
Christopher is an unreliable drunkard.

Motivation
Christopher thinks they're God.

My most commonly used nick name:

TOPHER

From the Greek root meaning "Complete Bastard" Characteristics
Topher will never have sex again- ever.

Personality
Topher is whiny and intrusive.

Natural
Topher collects body-parts.

Emotional
Topher refuses to show emotion.

Character
Topher loves to pick fights.

Physical
Topher has various deformities.

Mental
Topher is an unreliable drunkard.

Motivation
Topher will do anything for sex

Damn. I have to admit, both of those are pretty much spot on for me, too.
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