My full name:
From the Italian root meaning "Tainter of Air" Characteristics
Christopher does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Christopher wants to be an EC dancer.
Christopher might die without Kenny G.
Christopher is a pathetic loser.
Christopher runs from commitment.
Christopher is uglier than a two-peckered billy-goat.
Christopher is an unreliable drunkard.
Christopher thinks they're God.
My most commonly used nick name:
From the Greek root meaning "Complete Bastard" Characteristics
Topher will never have sex again- ever.
Topher is whiny and intrusive.
Topher collects body-parts.
Topher refuses to show emotion.
Topher loves to pick fights.
Topher has various deformities.
Topher is an unreliable drunkard.
Topher will do anything for sex
Damn. I have to admit, both of those are pretty much spot on for me, too.